what would you do with all this coke?
(this guy is paris hilton's friend)


I would scrape it off the guys chest and parade it in front of vanessa as she pisses in her pants in glee because we all know it is her secret ambition (besides becoming a taitai) to snort some coke.

oh wait maybe it was to smoke some pot i can't remember.

and i'm just kidding about the coke, because its really baby powder, i think.
Not that i would like it to be coke, because uhm kNOw your drugs right?

And what do you make of this?

America's next top sex offender
Click click HERE to read

Is it wrong if i find this really funny?
HAHA! Again, not that i think sex offendors are cool, i think they should be locked up for life with no parole, but i nearly choked on my own spit from laughing when i read this...


HAHA!