Just in case i am famous next time, these are things to look out for:

emelynism- the new religion
emelynium- the new element
emelynovia- the new country

Don't worry, i'm still thinking of more.

and egads, look at kate moss: Who was it that called her beautiful?
Now we all know what photoshop and make-up can do for you
I should try it sometime!

In other boring news, i never new so many people had a beef the bread stall aunty!

I mean she was always disgusting, because she
scowls at you,
takes your money,
and refuses to wear gloves to make your sandwiches,
and the worst thing is you never know what greasy orifices her fingers have been in
so i always have this sinking feeling as i eat my sandwich.

yeah and that time she was super mean to lala and today she was yelling at nat and joan during recess.
and we all thought they did something to her, put she actually went to eat nat's meepok and didn't want to pay her back for it????
LOL what kind of person does that?

Anyway, if you feel the bread aunty is a thing which rhymes with hitch and witch, you should boycott her stall like me!