HAHAHA SOMETIMES I REALLY CRACK MYSELF UP!!

yknow how a symmetrical face is supposed ot be a sign of beauty or something?
so i decided to photoshop like the left side and right side of my face to make it symmetrical.
aiyah you know what i mean right?

So this is the original:
Not very flattering or anything, but its the only one i could find with my bigass face in it so it'll have to do.ORIGINAL

LEFT SIDE
when i saw this i was like.........!!! I think i'm going to have nightmares tonight.
HAHAHAHAH.
looking at this makes me wanna go for liposuction/a nosejob
(anyone wanna fund me?)
I LOOK LIKE SHREK!!
THE RIGHT SIDE
haha i look like my future OLD self!
omg i never knew i had such a big forehead it looks like you could plot china on my forehead and still have space!!
and my hair-line looks like something out of an anime book!In a last ditch attempt to make myself beautiful, i tried to give myself a virtual makeover
but uhm what came out was THIS HIDEOUS THING that looks like a tranny.
Clearly my photoshop skills are not very good...
HAHA i've just given julie an opportunity to call me emUGLYn again.

hyuk hyuk i think today i learnt that i shall just be contented with how i look
i'm not going to win miss singapore anytime soon, and my face may be NOT symmetrical at all but i'm fine with that!
oh and symmetricalilililty DOES NOT EQUAL beauty.

(please do not make fun of me, i am very sensitive)

oh this is what i have been doing during my spare time, so if i come to school with no home work done, you know why.