today we went to the subordinate courts
We met this molester (i'm not kidding) named benny
Benny is this massuer who molested a client.
a male client.

Our lawyer told us if we misbehaved, he'd make us shake hands.
Boy, we behaved alright.

And our lawyer told Benny's friend that we were on attachment, and he was all trying to guess our age.
He guessed 22 to 24.

WOW.
I think if vanessa and i ever want to sneak into a club, we should go in our padded jackets and court attire.

We found the condoms here!

juliana says:
HAHA OMG
juliana says:
YOU ARE FUNNY
juliana says:
EW I JUST SAID THAT EW

Juliana actually said this without sarcasm!
she has such good taste