Today i went to the video rental shop and i rented match point
it was nc-16 so the guy at the counter glanced at me and he was like, You are 16 right?

And i was really scared cos the last time i tried to rent Alfie (M18) he asked me the same question and i paused for really long and it was really obvious that if i had to think, i definitely WAS NOT 18.

BUT TODAY, when he asked me, i was real smooth and i was like, uh YEAH?
like it was really obvious

and then he let me rent it.
I think i'm becoming quite a good liar!