paris hilton's rules on how to be an heiress

NEVER, EVER WAKE UP BEFORE TEN; NEVER GO TO BED BEFORE THREE. Normal hours are for normal people. You never want to be normal. Anyone can be normal. How boring. I'm yawning.

ACT DITZY. LOSE THINGS. It throws people off and makes them think you're "adorable," and less together than you really are.

IF YOU'RE HAPPY, WEAR PINK. If you're depressed, wear black.

BE BORN INTO THE RIGHT FAMILY. Choose your chromosomes wisely.