HAHHA i emailed shelly who lives in chicago, illinois and i swear she lives on another planet.

Me: Anyway, did you know Britney and Kfed broke up? how cool is that?

Shelly: whos kfed and britney? should i know them? were they from hpps? (henry park)

Me: britney spears you ignoramus! okay she and her husband got divorced.

Shelly: britney spears still exists? ... ... wasnt she a long time ago...
and when did she get married? dear god. i need to catch up on curent events :(