I COMPLETED 7 HOURS OF SPA HAHAHAHAH
yesterday sherylene made me model her clothes for her and i now have newfound respect for models, because it's painful to stand still for so long
ummmmm i also put on a dress
wow the last time that happened was
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8 years ago?

I cheated cos i was wearing shorts, but
you can buy this for $35!! here
I also made a list:
Reasons-why-i-can't-be-a-supermodel-even-if-i-wanted-to
1) not pretty/tall/skinny enough
it's not my fault actually they're all physical birth defects, don't look at me like that
2) i'm not photogenic enough, or you would see my face in those photos
3) i suffer from attention deficit disorder (ADD) , REALLY.
I can't sit still long enough without something random like a cloud catching my attention
this would explain why i can never read finish a chinese comprehension
anyway, being a supermodel would be a realy good use of my harvard/stanford EDUCATION
and i used to hate kate moss for being so coked-up (she really looks stoned there)
but i think if someone made me stand still and pose all day long, i'd go insane and start snorting cocaine too, so we can't really blame kate moss.




I also made a list:
Reasons-why-i-can't-be-a-supermodel-even-if-i-wanted-to
1) not pretty/tall/skinny enough
it's not my fault actually they're all physical birth defects, don't look at me like that
2) i'm not photogenic enough, or you would see my face in those photos
3) i suffer from attention deficit disorder (ADD) , REALLY.
I can't sit still long enough without something random like a cloud catching my attention
this would explain why i can never read finish a chinese comprehension
anyway, being a supermodel would be a realy good use of my harvard/stanford EDUCATION
and i used to hate kate moss for being so coked-up (she really looks stoned there)but i think if someone made me stand still and pose all day long, i'd go insane and start snorting cocaine too, so we can't really blame kate moss.



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