clarissa says we should all start using KMFLSL in place of LOL.
which is the lamest idea i've ever heard in ages, because nothing can even replace the great

LOL!
kmflsl stands for kill me for laughing so loud if you're wondering
even though i'm sure no one was really wondering.

i'm kind of certain kmflsl will never catch on, just like FETCH.

does anyone know the difference between chewing gum and bubble gum?
i can blow chewing gum, it must be a special talent of mine hmm.

my tuition teacher went to china and got me this whole stash or wrigley's DOUBLEMINT chewing gum
nyeahahahaha yum yum.

and i just realized now with my brother out of the house at college, i'm officially the oldest child in the house.
took me kind of long to figure that out huh.
not that it feels any different.
i love being the middle child anyway it kicks ass.come to think of it, none of my friends are middle childs!!!
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ohmyzod i really can't think of anyone who's a middle child!
this is a catastrophe
why don't i know anyone who is a middle child? are they THAT rare

tiffany once told me that middle childs get MIDDLE CHILD'S SYNDROME

i checked it up in the encyclopedia:

Being in the middle a child can feel insecure. Being a middle child would mean they are loners. They really don’t like to latch on to a person in a relationship. They are not over achievers and just simply work enough work to get by. They are however very artistic and creative.

Don't bother to read the whole thing, somebody really needs to revise the definition
except maybe the last part,
but it was never any doubt that i was artistic and creative anyway.
if i could, i would scoff at the definition.
That is, if i knew what the word SCOFF meant.