hohoho im back from obs and i feel very very very dirty
i have rashes on both sides of my forearms and they itch like hell
oh and i advise everyone to go for obs if you have the chance

we're all obs ambassadors now so we have to spread the good word about how obs is such an enriching experience!

i learnt a frickin lot of stuff... like the art of procastination

and since i am so nice i'll divulge the secret to mastering the art of procastination

mean scholar: can you...*don't know what she's saying* for me?

me: uh yeah... in a minutes i can't find my ______.

note that the scholar was mean

oh i met this scholar from china in my group she is so cool

i asked her about communism in her country and she said she thinks it is not beneficial towards her country!

but i asked her if she kenw any communist songs and she said no.

i also met a lot of weirdos at camp *coughlaurenkimoliviacough*
lauren is the funniest shit her stomach starts itching when she has cramps and her dad told her obs was a starvation camp so she brought a lot of waffles yumyumyum

and while we were walking in the dark she suddenly grabbed the clothes in my hand and started sniffing them.

i was like, eh those are my dirty pants.

then she was like oops sorry i just like smelling things.

LOL

and the food really sucked it was like dog food
who eats rice with sausages and luncheon meat for dinner anyway mumblemumbly
and i am such a retard i was gna wear contact lenses to camp but on the second day i realised that instead of bringing 4 disposable contacts for each eye, i brought 8 for the same eye!

and i am very traumatised by kayaking because a lot of people peed and pooped in the sea and i swear i saw a lot of weird stuff floating on the surface of the water but i shall not elaborate.

anyway i should stop complaining

obs was mildly exciting but its just so much more fun to blog about the bad stuff right.

honestly if i wrote: "obs was the most splendid thing ever!!1!exclamation!! it one of the most enriching-one-in-a-lifetime, exciting, fufilling, experiences i've ever had, full of friendship, perseverance and LOVE!", people are going to start staring at me.

when you say mix your milk with my cocoa puffs, what is the real meaning?