this week is cause an international security meltdown week,
so everyone who is bored, please send me an email
with key word such as :osama bin laden, congress, matyr, saddam hussein, twin towers, world trade centre 911, mi5, spies, fbi, kashmir, timer, rumsfeld, sharon, george bush, pentagon, bomb.
that should be sufficeient to arouse the suspicion of the fbi and they'll start investigating you!
something very funny happened today
i was waiting in line for a taxi and then i was stoning becuase recently i've been spacing out a lot
so then i taxi drove pass and i wass still staring into blank space, unaware that the whole long long line behind me was shouting at me
then finally this woman behind me shook my shoulder and said "don't you want to get in the taxi?"
then in my mind i was just like...WHOA
cos i realised that it was my turn and that the taxi driver was glaring at me with a very annoyed face
so i quickly ducked into the taxi trying to avoid the stares of the people in line
SO.
at the end of the journey the taxi driver told me the fair
then i opened my wallet to find my money and my wallet was really messy cos i was rushing
and then all i saw was receipts and then i became very frantic and i starting pulling out wads of paper from the pockets of my jacket
then the driver was all "why you never keep your money properly! too much money ah?"
okay yes it was pretty funny even though he was so mean
anyway i tidied up my wallet after that even though im pretty much broke i have like fifty cents.
i love cab rides they are always so exciting and memorable.
so everyone who is bored, please send me an email
with key word such as :osama bin laden, congress, matyr, saddam hussein, twin towers, world trade centre 911, mi5, spies, fbi, kashmir, timer, rumsfeld, sharon, george bush, pentagon, bomb.
that should be sufficeient to arouse the suspicion of the fbi and they'll start investigating you!
something very funny happened today
i was waiting in line for a taxi and then i was stoning becuase recently i've been spacing out a lot
so then i taxi drove pass and i wass still staring into blank space, unaware that the whole long long line behind me was shouting at me
then finally this woman behind me shook my shoulder and said "don't you want to get in the taxi?"
then in my mind i was just like...WHOA
cos i realised that it was my turn and that the taxi driver was glaring at me with a very annoyed face
so i quickly ducked into the taxi trying to avoid the stares of the people in line
SO.
at the end of the journey the taxi driver told me the fair
then i opened my wallet to find my money and my wallet was really messy cos i was rushing
and then all i saw was receipts and then i became very frantic and i starting pulling out wads of paper from the pockets of my jacket
then the driver was all "why you never keep your money properly! too much money ah?"
okay yes it was pretty funny even though he was so mean
anyway i tidied up my wallet after that even though im pretty much broke i have like fifty cents.
i love cab rides they are always so exciting and memorable.
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