hello hello hello happy vanlentines day
guess who i spent my valentine's day with!!! -smug grin-
i'll give you a hint...
the words start with T and end with "uition eacher"
ha... ha.
i decided to do something intellectual for once today and read the papers and not the life section only.
so apparently, olinda cho has been awarded with the title of "incredible shrinking woman" by the newpaper, with an (obviously airbrushed) picture of her next to the article, a plastic smile plastered all over her face.
ahem.
incredible shrinking woman??
is that supposed to be a compliment it sounds pretty deragatory
if i was a celebrity i wouldn't want to be called the incredible shrinking woman
somehow when i think of the phrase all i can think of are shrinking potato strips in diffusion.
i mean osmosis. aah whatever.
anyway they really need to stop airbrushing olinda's photos you know?
no matter how hard olinda trys, standing with her legs squashed together and her body tilted at an angle, she will always be plump.
not that i am insulting her, but being plum (and cute lah) was what made her famous in the first place.
i mean, when was the last time you heard her sing?
and oh yeah saddam's back in court, hurling abuses at the judge.
what's new?
it is highly amusing though.
the many faces of saddam
i'll give you a hint...
the words start with T and end with "uition eacher"
ha... ha.
i decided to do something intellectual for once today and read the papers and not the life section only.
so apparently, olinda cho has been awarded with the title of "incredible shrinking woman" by the newpaper, with an (obviously airbrushed) picture of her next to the article, a plastic smile plastered all over her face.
ahem.
incredible shrinking woman??
is that supposed to be a compliment it sounds pretty deragatory
if i was a celebrity i wouldn't want to be called the incredible shrinking woman
somehow when i think of the phrase all i can think of are shrinking potato strips in diffusion.
i mean osmosis. aah whatever.
anyway they really need to stop airbrushing olinda's photos you know?
no matter how hard olinda trys, standing with her legs squashed together and her body tilted at an angle, she will always be plump.
not that i am insulting her, but being plum (and cute lah) was what made her famous in the first place.
i mean, when was the last time you heard her sing?
and oh yeah saddam's back in court, hurling abuses at the judge.
what's new?
it is highly amusing though.
the many faces of saddam


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