the moldy shoe I've been chewing on has started to lose its flavor
so I'm now going to amuse myself by criticizing everything I can think of to make myself feel better.

Maria Sharapova
I turned on the TV to watch her match and my eyes started to burn when I saw her dress
who wears a maternity dress onto court?
I don't think its very wise to wear your dressing gown onto court but oh well at least after she wins she can go straight to bed without changing her clothes

Serena williams
I used to be a fan of hers until nike started to allow her to design her own clothes
this is, really really really really ugly.

I also feel the need to criticize my umpires for today's match bcos they were freaking blind!!
and they don't know how to count score!
and there was this crucial point when I served in and they called the ball in but the receiver called out then they changed their mind and called OUT.
fuguhhwe21%%$

I am also pissed at my teachers because they are all so pretencious and fake.
I AM YOUR FRIEND YOU CAN COME AND TALK TO ME, BUT YOU MIGHT FIND ME WEIRD AND QUIRKY AT TIMES.
I dislike people who self-proclaim that they are weird
I dislike people who try so hard to be your friend and tell lame jokes which are not even remotely amusing
I also dislike people who are overly efficient and conform without thinking.
I also dislike people who have sticks up their asses and follow closely to rules, even if they are not reasonable.
I dislike people without character or personality
I dislike old foggies who try to act young
I dislike uh... Plump people who wear spandex and spag straps

I also dislike my peer leading group because they are so divided.
half of them are crazy.
when I asked them to build a shelter they built a HOUSE.
which couldn't stand by itself?
and a girl called me blind because I said I didn't like Jon Johnson.
okay whatever I like ashton kutcher and johnny depp that should be good enough.

I also dislike using the word DISLIKE because they are better words like detest and hate but then some teacher might come snooping around my blog and deem it too harsh and hateful and suspend me or something.
yes yes I am scared.
but I think if a teacher came and read my blog I'd end up in counseling or something and I never ever want to go for counseling BECAUSE it goes on your bloody permanent record and no jc is gonna admit a crackpot loony who goes for counseling
so yeah.

I also dislike propaganda, unless its for something that's really worthy of believing in

I also dislike people who tell me I am sadistic because I hate too many things but sadistic means deriving pleasure from cruelty so I am not sadistic in the least I do not use rulers to cut up ants.

and if you think I... Dislike too many things go read STUFF there are so many things I like.

okay bye.