i am going to write your name

on a piece of paper
and abuse it in every way possible
maybe even burn it when im done.

i am paranoid about retribution now
if insult someone's intelligence i am going to be spastic in my next life.

the people in my class
have no taste
they like brad pitt!
he is so old and wrinkly and no way does he have sexy butt

excuse me while i retch my guts out.
what could you possibly like about this guy?
i was going to say that you shouldn't like him because of his (non-existant) sexy butt but then i thought it would sound really self-righteous so i decided not to.
oh wait i just said it.

anyway, people should stop caring about brad pitt, angelina jolie and jeniffer aniston because it just gives them more publicity.
oh wait i think i just contradicted myself i like seeing celeb couples break up.

and today we filled up a form and it asked what we will never do
and i think i have a lot of things i will never do:

become a suicide bomber
break a world record
be able to dance
watch TROY again
start liking brad pitt
buy a hooker
have a pink layout for my blog
have plastic surgery

and there are so many more.
and my favourite actors are johnny depp becuase he is so versatile and ashton kutcher because he has cool trucker caps and he punk'd avril lavigne and he is funny.

holy crackers i have just been informed that my blog has popup ads
the horror
if anyone else sees them please tell me quick