i really thought the veronicas were lesbian!

its hard not to, when you watch mtv and see two girls fondling each other and singing about
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you

when i saw the video i instantly thought of t.A.t.U and their faux-lebian image and i got very freaked out cos i thought the veronicas were another fake lesbian band

and its even scarier that they look alike! then i realised they were twins.


and i have discovered yet another two flaws about myself:

1) i have hearing problems.
there was this once i was playing tennis and we were supposed to SPIN the ball and i heard SPRINT and i started to run around the courts and everyone stared at me like i was retarded.

2) it takes me a long time to understand jokes.
like this once huimin told me a racist joke about
these three guys (one chinese, one malay and one indian) who went to heaven and they were supposed to climb up a 100 step staircase and every step a joke would be told to them and if they laughed they would go to hell. and then both the chinese and malay guy got to the third step and then they laughed and went to hell. but the indian guy got to the 99th step and then he started laughing, so God asked "why did you start laughing, you're already on the last step!" and the indian dude said "because i just got the first one"


and then everyone started to laugh hysterically
but i just stood there blinking cos the joke didn't register.
and i still didn't get it until someone explained it to me.

You Are 60% Weird

You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right? But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks!

How Weird Are You?

heh don't insult the circus people they are cool especially the people who walk on the tight ropes.

6% are more weird,
2% are just as weird, and
92% are more normal than you!
i've been taking how weird are you tests all morning! and i've come to the conclusion that there are a lot of people who are much weirder than me.
like one question was:
Let us suppose that you have a long-lost great-aunt, who dies and leaves you something in her will. What would you like it be?
if you were perfectly normal like me you would answer:

a) Ten Million Dollars!

if you're a bizzare weirdo you would answer:

f) A peculiar brass casket, sealed with wax and covered with odd heiroglyphs and symbols. Despite repeated urgings, you put it in the attic, unopened, and never touch it again. The matter is never mentioned again, save for a strange new addition to your will that your lawyer receives a short time later.

yes.

oh and thanks to everyone who sent me christmas cards.
so sweet i cant believe people actually take the time to send me cards i am flattered :)
and happy birthday to shuen min, the too-skinny girl who i am convinced has worms in her stomach, becuase no one has the right to be that skinny.
joking!