i am going to be an emo ah lian poseur today so bear with me.
LyFe SUXXX DO0ODz. it really does.
and i officially believe in karma now.
for those who don't know what karma is, look in the dictionary i'm sure its a real word.
see, karma is like retribution.
For example, i'm currently wasting electricity by keeping two lamps on for no apparent reason.
One day, karma will probably come back and bite me in the ass, and lightning will strike my house and i will die in an electric fire.
That's karma for you, but until then, i shall bask under the warm glow or my flouroscent lamps.
okay i was just joking i really hope i don't die in an electric fire, i'm going to turn off the lights now.
anyway there is a reason why i have sudden embraced the concept of karma.
cos there was this once in english class we were supposed to write a speech about school and jacqueline teo from 2sy wrote about how 2co would never be as good as 2sy and i wrote how 2co has so much more class spirit than our nerdy counterparts 2sy.
and now, jacqueline is in 3se and I AM IN 3SY.
karma?
okay maybe not, more like irony.
AAAnyway, i'm making a list of 2005's worst movies.
1) Dukes of hazzard- the most retarded, most spastic movie ever and the first movie i ever walked out on.
2)king kong- it was a movie about a big hairy gorilla how good could it be. Also, it was directed by peter-long-and-boring jackson. how can anyone watch this pile of filth and cry? okay steph has this theory that we watched a different movie from everyone becasue everyone seemed to love it and we're the only ones who hated it.
3)Chicken little- yet another shitass movie that i was lucky enough not to watch. Not that i would be able to sit through it. Everytime i see the stupid turn off your mobile phone commercial i feel like yanking out all my hair. is it supposed to be cute?
4)hide and seek- bollocks.
5)walace and gromit- i just know its gonna suck cos me and steph are planning to watch it and we always watch shit movies together. like half of the movies on the list we watched together
LyFe SUXXX DO0ODz. it really does.
and i officially believe in karma now.
for those who don't know what karma is, look in the dictionary i'm sure its a real word.
see, karma is like retribution.
For example, i'm currently wasting electricity by keeping two lamps on for no apparent reason.
One day, karma will probably come back and bite me in the ass, and lightning will strike my house and i will die in an electric fire.
That's karma for you, but until then, i shall bask under the warm glow or my flouroscent lamps.
okay i was just joking i really hope i don't die in an electric fire, i'm going to turn off the lights now.
anyway there is a reason why i have sudden embraced the concept of karma.
cos there was this once in english class we were supposed to write a speech about school and jacqueline teo from 2sy wrote about how 2co would never be as good as 2sy and i wrote how 2co has so much more class spirit than our nerdy counterparts 2sy.
and now, jacqueline is in 3se and I AM IN 3SY.
karma?
okay maybe not, more like irony.
AAAnyway, i'm making a list of 2005's worst movies.
1) Dukes of hazzard- the most retarded, most spastic movie ever and the first movie i ever walked out on.
2)king kong- it was a movie about a big hairy gorilla how good could it be. Also, it was directed by peter-long-and-boring jackson. how can anyone watch this pile of filth and cry? okay steph has this theory that we watched a different movie from everyone becasue everyone seemed to love it and we're the only ones who hated it.
3)Chicken little- yet another shitass movie that i was lucky enough not to watch. Not that i would be able to sit through it. Everytime i see the stupid turn off your mobile phone commercial i feel like yanking out all my hair. is it supposed to be cute?
4)hide and seek- bollocks.
5)walace and gromit- i just know its gonna suck cos me and steph are planning to watch it and we always watch shit movies together. like half of the movies on the list we watched together
6) star wars revenge of the sith- it wasn't that bad in truth cos im a star wars fan but the acting was cheesy and if you disagree with me, go here.
i would add harry potter and the goblet of fire here if they didn't add fred and george in it, i think they pretty much saved the movie.
i would add harry potter and the goblet of fire here if they didn't add fred and george in it, i think they pretty much saved the movie.
hey making lists is fun.
i think i shall make a list of worst songs of 2005 and the most annoying song will be mr. lonely by akon
i think i shall make a list of worst songs of 2005 and the most annoying song will be mr. lonely by akon
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