emelyn

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

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i <3 yoda!
and today i watched star wars episode 2 : attack of the clones and i realised why i like yoda so much! its because he is so short but yet, he is so awesome-ly powerful.
Position: Jedi Master
Sex: Male
Height: .66 meter (2 ft 2 in)(66cm)

66 freakin centimeters!!!
Yoda, standing only 2' 2" (0.66 meter(66cm)) tall, is one of the senior members of the Jedi Council and arguably the wisest and most powerful Jedi in the Star Wars universe.

so despite his diminutive figure and lack of height, he is still the strongest jedi ever, and he stands up for all the short people in the world, including me.
so in conclusion, short people are powerful and very very smart and if you disagree with me, YOU ARE WRONG.
Yoda is clearly a hero for short people around the world!
why didn't i realize this earlier?

i must ask jean to elect him as the ambassador of our short people club!

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hm? And well you should not. For my ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is." --- yoda

"When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not." —Yodaand people should really stop making fun of star wars fans.

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