OMG!!! WHO ARE YOU, INTRUDER! EMELYN'S MINE. YOU ASSWIPER. WHEEPWHEEP.

OKAY. SHOOSHOO! BELOVED-EX-PARTNER. RIGHTRIGHTTTTT.

OKAY. HERE. IM THE PURE EMELYNS-BEST-FRIEND. SIGH. BUT THE PURE EMELYNS-BEST-FRIEND IS REALLY SAD NOW. BUT SHE CANT POST IT IN HER BLOG CAUSE SOME PEOPLE WHO CAUSED THE SADNESS WILL READ IT. ): SIGHSIGH. WHERES MY EMELYN WHEN I NEED HER. MY OH MY. ):

SIGHHH. I FEEL DEPRESSED. EMELYNS-BEST-FRIEND'S GOOD FRIEND IS NOT ONLINE AND THAT PERSON IS ALSO NOT PICKING UP HIS/HER PHONE. SO EMELYNS-BEST-FRIEND CANT START SHOUTING AT HER FRIEND. ): WAHHHH.

LIFE SUCKS. LIFE SUCKS. SO BAD.

F. OKAY. I SHALL NOT SWEAR. I SHALL NOT SWEAR. I SHALL NOT SWEAR.

OKAY. I DID NOT SWEAR. YAY. I DID NOT SWEAR. GOODIE. I DID NOT SWEAR.

GRRR. IM SAD. SO SAD MY EYES WANNA POP OUT. AND NO ONE CAN DO ANYTHING. ):

THE PERSON WHO CAUSED THE SADNESS, HOPEFULLY, HE/SHE WILL READ THIS AND FEEL GUILTY, AND GO JUMP OFF A BUILDING OR SOMEYTHING. SO EMELYNS-BEST-FRIEND CAN LIVE IN PEACE.

EMELYNS-BEST-FRIEND IS EVEN WILLING TO LIST OUT SOME WAYS OF DYING:
1. SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF. YAY.
2. SLICE YOUR WRIST. GROSS.
3. RUN STRAIGHT AT A TREE TILL YOU DIE.
4. JUMP OF A BUILDING.
5. LISTEN TO SAD SONGS TILL YOU DIE.
6. CRY TILL YOU DIE.
7. SCREAM TILL YOU GO MUTE AND THEN YOU DIE.
8. SWEAR TILL YOU DIE.
9. DRINK POISON THEN YOU'LL DIE.
10. JUST GO AND DIE. JUST DO IT. YESYES.

OKAY. EMELYNS-BEST-FRIEND WANTS THE WORLD TO KNOW THAT EMELYNS-BEST-FRIEND IS REALLY SAD AND DEPRESSED. SO ANYONE WHO THINKS HE/SHE CAN HELP. PLEASE CONTACT 1800-GO-AND-DIE. THANKS FOR LISTENING.

@#$%^&*!

I LURFHE EUU, EMELYN ANDD FRWENDX. I LURFHE EUU ALLX SHOO MUCHZ. <3>