for the record.

cheryl-- ah mah(thankew for the cookies!!!)
drusilla-- my mother
elizabeth-- my younger sister (YOU CANT SMOKE!)
charmaine-- my neice. HAH! i am an uncle
audrey-- my fairy god mother (i want your brains! you HAVE to grant me this wish)
linyu-- my aunt
clarissa-- my... sister. i think (yes head nodding excercises. nodnodnod)
stephenie-- my aunt (socks!! and tennis balls!)
raelene-- my aunt (wow i've got so many aunts. either that or they must be my sisters)
ze lei- my aunt
spongebob-- my brother in law, camilla's husband
camilla-- my (evil) TWIN sister
audrey l-- my wife. sorta. we were never officially married....okay she's my sister.
me-- camilla's equally evil twin who is gay (i AM a guy twin) and currently 22 years old and smokes cigarettes.

why oh why did i bother to volunteer to be the only guy in the family?

yes i hope i didnt forget anything.